“hello bartender can i have a beer please” “yes of course that will be 3 euro” “wtf alcohol alcohol alcohol is free”
alcohol is free has been stuck in my head all day im leading a tough life
alcohol alcohol alcohol is free
Anonymous : We pay to get through to the final. I don't think the UK could get past the semi finals if we didn't pay.
oo wait you are with those countries which is a weird rule by the way but i dont know believe me our entries are always very very bad
the last time we won eurovision was in 1975. it was also our last time in the top 3 [waves dutch flag]
the uk is going on about how they’re bad at eurovision but we didn’t even manage to pass the semi-final for 8 years in a row until now so you’re doing fine
this was such a fun night thank u people of europe
key to winning eurovision: no shoes
now they need to move the show to the other side of the bridge
